Tango's Beastiary of Faggots

Name: Matthew Ky’rgliaah Cast: Space People Race:...

Sat, 30 Jun 2012 18:30:00 -0700

Name: Matthew Ky’rgliaah

Cast: Space People

Race: Human/Quagaarian hybrid (Alien race invented by me, named as an homage to Red Dwarf)

Sex: ‘Male’ (His alien race is hermaphroditic, but resemble earth males)

Age: 24

Astrological Sign: Cancer

Occupation: Communications specialist for a bandit collective

Build: Lean muscles, weak bones, backwards bending knees

Height: 7’4”

Hair colour and style: Pure white, no body hair at all, hair is large and fluffy, lamost like a dog’s hair rather than human

Eye colour: Silver

Clothing: Anything that can be scavenged. his clothing tend to be short and ill fitting due to his inhuman height, and he prefers shorts due to his inhuman legs.

Piercings/Tatoos/markings: None. Distinguising features include shining eyes and purple skin

Personality: All Matt wants to do is love. He’s a lonely creature, having to live in a small set of two rooms on the tation. he breathes a slightly different atmosphere than humans, and lives at a different gravity, so rarely has visitors, and can rarely visit others.

Habits/Hobbies: Matt enjoys listening to music and designing his own electronic instruments to play. He has also picked up hand sewing out of necessity.

Likes: Music, any animal that has fur-the fluffier the better-, building and tinkering with electronics, visiting with friends the few times he can, drawing scenery he remembers from his birth world.

Dislikes: isolation, being a freak in a human world. how sickly he always is because of his genetic instability, being babied by his over protective father, reaching a problem with the communications equipment that he cannot fix

Social Background/Stereotype: bandit/alien halfbreed

Bad experiences: Being told his mother had died in childbirth, being exiled from his homeworld and being considered an abomination by his people

Best memory: His father being there with him during the exile, meeting all his new friends as the bandit clan grew

Skills: if it’s small, has wires, and runs on electricity, he can fix, build, and improve it

Things they find difficult:Movement outside his environment chamber, and existing within it. The lonliness is part of it, the instability of his organs is the other part.

Family/Friends: HIs father, Dean, and the whole bandit clan, though he is not very close with any of them.

New pens came. Now that I have more colors and make more accurate refs I should be updating more...

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 20:32:34 -0700

New pens came. Now that I have more colors and make more accurate refs I should be updating more often.

Name: Savage aka Church Cast: Wasteland Race: African...

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 21:26:00 -0700

Name: Savage aka Church

Cast: Wasteland

Race: African American/Native American

Sex: Male

Age: 17

Astrological Sign: Virgo

Occupation: Shepherd/wool and fleece sales

Build: Muscular, yet lean

Height: 6’5”

Hair colour and style: Reddish black, kept long and tied back for convenience

Eye colour: Black

Clothing: Leather, wool; all natural, animal-based fabrics

Piercings/Tatoos/markings: Large scar across his nose and notched ears, both given to him by the Chief of his tribe to mark his passage into manhood

Personality: Loving and caring. he stumbles along his way in life but does the best he can to care for himself and his family

Habits/Hobbies: prone to drinking to excess, enjoy caring for his small flock and promoting peace between his wives

Likes: Traveling, pleasing others, learning

Dislikes: Fighting, discord, realizing he doesn’t know everything

Social Background/Stereotype: Raised in a tribal/nomadic life by his mother while his father was out on the trading routes. Belongs to a poly-amorous, mismatched tribe, mainly of traders, that carve their life out a life in a post nuclear world.

Bad experiences: Dealing with his sister’s death, which led to the delay of his manhood trials, discovering he had sexual feelings for other men, learning he had no chance to become a trader and therefore disappointing his family, the love of his childhood passing her manhood trial-thus making her ineligible for marriage

Best memory: Passing his trials and becoming in a man in the eyes of his tribe, finding his skill as a shepherd

Skills: caring for animals, a gift for language

Things they find difficult: Just about everything. He is clumsy man in his words, actions, everything

Family/Friends: His mother, absent father, two living sisters and one dead, a brother who became the wife of the chief of the tribe, and his two wives Joseph (a church going man who was kidnapped when the Church threw him out) and Justine (a woman from another tribe who was traded to him in exchange for a large dowry)

Name: Errol Cast: Wasteland Race: Caucasian BlendSex: MaleAge:...

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 16:12:00 -0700

Name: Errol

Cast: Wasteland

Race: Caucasian Blend

Sex: Male

Age: 19

Astrological Sign: Unknown

Occupation: Bandit Apprentice/Hooker

Build: Thin and feminine despite his efforts to bulk up

Height: 5’6”

Hair colour and style: Golden and curled, bobbing at about jaw length

Eye colour: violet/pale blue/gun metal grey, depending on the lighting

Clothing: Whatever he can scavenge off of those he kills/robs/etc.

Piercings/Tatoos/markings: None. He doesn’t even scar deeply

Personality: Shy and quite aloving person, has developed a habit of violence and killing due to his upbringing with a bandit

Habits/Hobbies: while his work involves killing, attacking, robbing, and the occasional trading, he enjoys watching birds and butterflies, and learning about the animals of the Wastes.

Likes: Animals, especially cute ones. Making his caretaker happy, not being murdered each day, and shining stones and jewelry

Dislikes: Being as feminine and pretty as he is, as it makes him stand out. Having to kill when a robbery goes bad, killing a mount when the food runs out.

Social Background/Stereotype: Orphaned at a very young age and taken in by a tribe of bandits. Full blown criminal

Bad experiences: Watching his family be murdered, the many attempts on his own life, being raped when his protector isn’t around by other hard-up bandits.

Best memory: The first time his protector showed him affection.

Skills: Making men feel like they are the best lovers in the world, picking the right target from a group, hiding, sneaking

Things they find difficult:Killing, admitting to himself that he is gay

Family/Friends: Most of his family is dead, so his only family is a loosely collection band of bandits, who are barely a group at all, and his Protector, an elder bandit names Meyer who took him in after the death of his family.

(I need a scanner. :/ Sorry for the crappy webcam pic) Name:...

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:35:57 -0700

(I need a scanner. :/ Sorry for the crappy webcam pic)

Name: Jedediah Brown

Cast: WasteLand

Race: Irish/scottish descent

Sex: Male

Age: 32

Astrological Sign: Gemini

Occupation: Schoolteacher

Build: Lean muscles

Height: 5’5”

Hair colour and style: Dark reddish brown, kept messy. Too coarse to do much with, he simply crops it off when it starts getting too long and lets it do what it needs to do.

Eye colour: Green/brown

Clothing: generally nicer than those around him. Growing up welthy in a stable town he still retains much of his well made clothing, though it is incresingly being replaced by more roughspun cloth, and leather as it wears out.

Piercings/Tatoos/markings: Full beard, glasses, and no large or noticeable scars.

Personality: Overly naiive and trusting, likes to help. very intelligent and likes to share his skills. Worthless in a fight and very rarely stands up for himself.

Habits/Hobbies: Reading, teaching, horseback riding

Likes: men, his horse Shelley, studying the genetics of mutated wasteland animals

Dislikes: the Church, Stinker hoards, bandits, theives, uneducated people who have no desire to learn.

Social Background/Stereotype: Raised rich and priviledged in a Church controlled town, Jedediah spent most of his life as a mapmaker. He still holds a love of knowledge, paper, writing and drawing. Now he is considered quite the pansy, living in a rough and tumble cowboy town hidden in a canyon.

Bad experiences: Getting married to a woma, no matter how understanding she was, hunting for the lost Red Rock city and nearly dying in his efforts, Shelley being stolen and injured and leaving him in a panic until she returned home. Being beaten nearly senseless by his boyfriend’s jealous friend.

Best memory: Finding what he sees as his one true love, finding a purpose in the wastes in teaching children to read and therefore helping a dying society.

Skills: Reading, writing, teaching, drawing, that fancy horse dance thing I can never remember the name of

Things they find difficult:Giving up, fighting, standing up for himself, facing his fears.

Family/Friends: A wife back in the Church occupied Big Tree, Kayce -his partner, various village people he has grown close to.

Name: Officer Michael Taavi Cast: Mixed Company Race: IndianSex:...

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:28:00 -0700

Name: Officer Michael Taavi

Cast: Mixed Company

Race: Indian

Sex: Male

Age: 35

Astrological Sign: Capricorn

Occupation: Police Officer

Build: Unbelievably, almost freakishly muscular. (I know it didn’t come across in the picture. Definitely not my strong point)

Height: 6’

Hair colour and style: Deep black, kept short. Coarse and naturally spikes a bit

Eye colour: Dark brown (with one blind and milked over)

Clothing: His uniform, usually. He’s almost always at work. When not at work, he wears turtlenecks and black pants generally.

Piercings/Tatoos/markings: No tattoos or piercings, one large scar down the right side of his face, blinding him. Obtained by a pimp when trying to subdue and arrest him.

Personality: Very kind, very ambitious. Lives for his work, and his mission, which he perceives as being saving hookers and putting them on the right path. Dedicated.

Habits/Hobbies: When he’s no working, he delivers coffee, donuts, and takeout for to prostitutes, as well as giving them advice on career development and helping them find work. He also works out several hours a day to try to be stronger. He feels if he is strong enough, he can save the world.

Likes: Snow, Coffee, Thai food, helping others, animals, especially those with fur.

Dislikes: Pimps, stubborn folk who refuse help, criminals, drug addicts

Social Background/Stereotype: Raised in a well to do neighborhood by two ex-marine’s who instilled in him a very strong drive for justice and the feeling of duty to make things right.

Bad experiences: When he was young, fresh out of the academy, he met the love of his life, a hooker named Carl. The years of their relationship are the answer to the below question. They were together for six years before Carl was diagnosed with advanced HIV. Supposedly he contracted this during an undocumented rape. In fact, though Taavi does not know this, the man had gone back to hooking when Taavi had become too engrossed in his work to spend enough time with him. It was far too late for treatment to be highly effective, and without insurance, they could not have afforded it anyway on Taavi’s salary. They married as quickly as they could to try to get Carl covered by Taavi’s insurance, but the man passed mere days after a civil ceremony conducted in the hospital. He has never fully recovered from the loss.

Best memory: See above.

Skills: A talented detective, he has yet to be promoted beyond uniformed officer. He is a great chef, specializing in microbiotic and healthy foods. He has studied nutrition in order to aid his own body building.

Things they find difficult:Admitting he is not superman, failing

Family/Friends: His parents and husband have passed, and he was an only child. he is close to most of his coworkers, especially Clayton and Lance. He is also attempting to romance a young hooker who goes by the name of Boa, though the younger man seems uninterested in both relationships and men.

Name: Androgyny aka Andy Cast: Mixed CompanyRace: CaucasianSex:...

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:21:00 -0700

Name: Androgyny aka Andy

Cast: Mixed Company

Race: Caucasian

Sex: Inaccurately hermaphroditic

Age: 22

Astrological Sign: Pisces

Occupation: Illicit drug synthesizer

Build: Very skinny, nearly emaciated with bony fingers and extremities

Height: 5’10”

Hair colour and style: Light blue, generally long and unkept, moving freely

Eye colour: Black

Clothing: Anything. Andy likes to experiment with styles and will dress in whatever manner suits it on a given day. some days it will be the most masculine of styles, other times it will be full Lolita.

Piercings/Tatoos/markings: Deep set black eyes, no piercings or tattoos

Personality: Andy is a severe introvert. Psychological trauma has led it to spurn human contact, though it can handle crowded places as necessitated by it’s job. It is kind and caring, and very forgiving. it is very difficult to upset Andy and to make it angry a you, though sexual situations can cause it to go into a full mental breakdown.

Habits/Hobbies: Andy enjoys dancing, dressing up and playing with makeup and fashion. In it’s spare time it likes to sketch outfits and new clothing, though it cannot sew.

Likes: Close friends, fashion magazines, television shows that feature fabulous clothing, getting drunk/high/anything that will take it out of it’s existence.

Dislikes: Overly touchy people, those who insist on knowing it’s gender, doctor’s visits, being naked, nature, animals that make noise, people who don’t appreciate friendship

Social Background/Stereotype: spent most of it’s childhood in and out of mental institutions due to it’s mental instability. Was severely harassed and beaten through it’s childhood and ran from home at the first opportunity to find it’s own home and new family. Forged an iron connection with a young man named Thorne who had his own problems and they became a close family of their own, though a small one.

Bad experiences: Beating and molestations in childhood, constant moving due to these events, the time in mental institutions as noted above.

Best memory: Finding Thorne, and it’s first night sleeping in the arms of a friend, that feeling of comfort and safeness it had never felt before.

Skills: Talented chemist, though it uses this skill for the worse, a penchant for fashion design, fast learner, and openly loving to everyone. That’s a skill, right?

Things they find difficult:Social interactions, relattinships of an intimate nature, thinking of or speaking of it’s past and childhood. Speaking of it’s body, gender, or sexuality

Family/Friends: Parents who may or may not be dead, it does not know nor does it care. Thorne, a father, brother, son, and friend all rolled into one.

Name: Joe Greyson Cast: Mixed Company Race: Caucasion - Irish...

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 02:39:00 -0700

Name: Joe Greyson

Cast: Mixed Company

Race: Caucasion - Irish descent

Sex: Male

Age: 29

Astrological Sign: Cancer

Occupation: Photo Editor

Build: Lean, androgynous curves

Height: 5’8”

Hair colour and style: Red Brown. kept short, and swept forwards and up at most times.

Eye colour: Dark green, easily mistaken for brown

Clothing: Likes oversized clothing, often wears women’s clothing to please his boyfriend but prefers more masculine cuts.

Piercings/Tatoos/markings: One earring in each ear, likes small, simple studs.

Personality: Very loving and compasionate, would do anything to earn the love of those he cares for. Very hard worker, can occasionally become too engrossed in his work and tune out of the real world. Easily upset when it comes to love, can be ‘heartbroken’ very very easily. However he is quick to forgive and forget, if it means those he cares for will be back in his lives.

Habits/Hobbies: Joe is an amateur photographer, which led to his current job working with other people’s photos. he also enjoys swimming, be it in lakes, rivers or the ocean. He does prefer not to swim in pools simply because of the smell of chlorine.

Likes: Fruit, chocolate, wild birds, movies, the wilderness

Dislikes: homophobes, television shows, sodas and other carbonated beverages, the smells of chlorine and gasoline

Social Background/Stereotype: Raised in a middle class household, moved directly from his parents home to his boyfriend’s home.

Bad experiences: His boyfriend is heterosexual, and they were together for quite some time before he realized his boyfriend thought he was a woman. by this time Joe loved the man and decided (mistakenly) that pretending to be a woman was the best course of action. Eventually the lying became too much for him, and he came clean. The fallout led to him leaving the house and much personal pain.

Best memory: At five years old, his parents fulfilled every child’s dream and bought him a pony. The animal resided outside the city at a stable until it’s unfortunate death when he was sixteen. Until that time he visited several times a week to spend time with the beloved pet.

Skills: A great eye for color, and an artistic vision

Things they find difficult: budgeting money, hurting others, anything involving heavy lifting or large amounts of physical strength.

Family/Friends: His mother and father retired to another country, but still call often. He lives with his boyfriend Marvin and his boyfriend’s twin, Martin. He is cordial with his coworkers, but not close to any of them.